What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

‘Superman’ Final Trailer Shows David Corenswet “Doing Important Stuff” - The Hollywood Reporter

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

What is the alleged false reason behind Prince Harry's desperate demands for IPP (Intimate Partner Protection) for Meghan Markle and their family?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Make Nazis afraid again!

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Can I see some anal hole?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.